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Joke of the Day

"Why was christopher never in the same place? Because he's always Walken"

"My dog would not stop digging a hole. so when he died we berried him in the holes he was digging. he was a wired dog he was!!!!!"

"I am getting around to writing my essay on herbs for my botany class... It's about thyme"

"What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers? A virgin."

"What do you call it when you talk to God? Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia."

"Why did sexually aroused man go to a gay parking lot To rear end everyone"

"I was going to tell a joke about maize... But then I decided it was too corny."

"Raping someone on an elevator... is wrong on so many levels"

"I hate it when my teachers hit on me. It sucks being homeschooled."

"TIL why it is called a Brazilian wax. Because they cut down the forrest."