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Joke of the Day

"WHAT DO WE WANT?! Follow-up questions! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? OH HELL YEAH THAT'S THE STUFF"

"Dang girl are you the old lady from Up, because I've only been here for like 5 minutes and you're already gone."

"what did the man say when he saw the chilli that he was about to cut up for his chilli con carne dancing? ""My chilli's gone barmy!!!"""

"I've opened a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50."

"I hate racist jokes. I don't like people laughing at my beliefs."

"Just like Hitler with the tiny mustache, Kim Jong-Un is ruining that haircut for everyone else."

"Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR? They told him he was good at deriving"

"Hey Guinevere *knight flips up his visor* Hast thou considered my proposal? Because *unsheathes blade* I'm sword of a big deal."

"Why do babies cry when they're born? Because it's the most painful day in their lives"

"I want to learn the Finnish language. But I don't know where to start."