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Joke of the Day

"It sucks when you & your pal show up at a party wearing the same shirt...and an hour in, his chest hair starts sticking to your back."

"Incest... A game the whole family can play!"

"Flowers: Because nothing says ""sorry a loved one passed away"" like something else that'll wither and die right in front of you"

"When is a Pixie not a Pixie? When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin."

"""There's a party in my pants!"" Sadly, they only RSVP I've received was from myself."

"What do you call a Greek Magician? Abra Kebabra"

"What is the Sun's favorite candy? Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it."

"What part of a fish weighs the most ? It's scales !"

"I wish I could explain my fear of needles... they just get under my skin."

"Jesus walks into a hotel He hands the inn keeper 3 nails and asks, ""Could you put me up for the night?"" Credit to the movie ""The Crow"" Edit: I'm going to hell."