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Joke of the Day
"Just like Hitler with the tiny mustache, Kim Jong-Un is ruining that haircut for everyone else."
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"TIL back in the day there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew y."
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"What do you call a Mexican in Canada? ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!"
"Witness protection, but for men who have accidentally told a woman she looks tired"
"Truthful Tuesday: Sometimes I just say ""Hello"" back because there are too many witnesses around to stab you repeatedly in the face."
"There are several factors when talking about the meaning of life. 2, 3, and 7"
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"I like when Google answers my stupid questions because it means I'm not the only one asking Google stupid questions."
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