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Joke of the Day

"what did the man say when he saw the chilli that he was about to cut up for his chilli con carne dancing? ""My chilli's gone barmy!!!"""

"Student: I want a bunny, but my dad says bunnies just die. Me: So? You're going to die, and he had you."

"Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman's ability to find a reason to post a selfie."

"My girlfriend's been at a baby shower for like 3 hours. That baby's gotta be so fucking clean by now. Girls are weird."

"Leonardo DiCaprisun"

"Why does everybody like the mushroom? Because he's a fun guy."

"Be a deer and get shot in the woods for me?"

"What will be the campaign motto of Trump's opponent in 2020? Make America Great Again"

"So I decided to finally try one of those vegan stores It might have been the single most disappointing experience of my life they didn't have a single vegan for me to purchase"

"""Hey, wait"" - African children watching Gatorade get dumped on a winning coach"