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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican on a bike? a dirt bike"

"Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres just drowned? They found her face down in Ricki Lake"

"I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again"

"Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater? To hide his flea collar."

"What did one mushroom say to the other as he passed him on the street? Porta-hello"

"Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit? They called it the herd shot 'round the world."

"If there are 2 things I hate they're... Incomplete lists."

"I would tell a joke about Jehovah's witnesses... But nobody likes knock-knock jokes"

"Movie idea: A drunk passes out next to Picasso. He wakes up to find a drawing of a dick on his face worth $1 million. Does he wash it off?"

"What's the difference between a baby and a politician? Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things."