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Joke of the Day
"Why do Yoda's jokes always suck? Says the punch line first, he does."
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"Why has Mexico never won olympic gold? All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas."
"Him: How does my football throw look to you? Me: Like you're good at science..."
"What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry hahaha fuck you all"
"A young woman walks into a pharmacy and asks for some condoms. Don't want to get pregnant? Says the cashier. ""Nope, my boyfriend doesn't want any shit on his cock."""
"Success is like a clitoris. I can't seem to find it."
"High schools shouldn't have school zones. If you can't cross the street by the time you're in HS you deserve to get hit."
"Ooo! The morning weather girl... Come on baby, give daddy the five day forecast."
"What type of fruit loves chocolate the most? A Coconut."
"I walked past a lady in her car with convertible down. She locked the door out of fear. So I smacked her in the back of the head & ran way"