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Joke of the Day

"Horse walks into a bar Bartender says: ""Why the long face?""...... Horse responds: ""Because my drinking problem is tearing my family apart."""

"Some people mock me because I'm a virgin but I don't give a fuck (This is probably a repost because it's so unoriginal)"

"What did the Skunk say at Church? Let us spray"

"Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!"

"Way ahead of you, ""cashless society."""

"The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize."

"I had an idea for a British ST:TNG spinoff It's called queue."

"You'd think the police would patrol this 'Knifepoint' place more carefully... Especially with all the rape and robberies that are committed there."

"I met my wife online. It was love at first site."

"I am known all over the world for my tendency to exaggerate."