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Joke of the Day

"Chasing a Pringles can down a slope is the closest I've ever been to hunting my own food."

"my career as a Walmart greeter was cut short when the manager noticed me singing ""Welcome to the Jungle"" to every customer"

"I truly believe that there are some people who listen to you when you talk and there's other people who just wait for it to be their turn."

"The animosity between Republicans & Democrats is NOTHING compared to the hatred between Jeffs & Geoffs."

"My 'home to pants off' speed ratio is unparalleled."

"What's the thing u don't tell a vampire? Bite me."

"After the machine uprising, robots in the club will dance ""The Human"" by compulsively overeating and playing with their phones on the toilet"

"What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus? Audi drivers have pricks on the inside"

"So a rapist picks up a hitchhiking serial killer Killer: ""Turn down that dark road."" Rapist: ""I was planning on it..."" Edit - Thank you magnificent stranger for gold!"

"Awful Purim Joke Grogger? I hardly knew her!"