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Joke of the Day

"What do you take on a math camping trip? 2/10"

"What do you call a striped bra? A zebra."

"My brother's joke I went to the zoo the other day and there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu!"

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. ~ Will Shriner"

"Why did Moses vote for Al Gore? Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years."

"A computer once beat me at chess but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"How do you REALLY confuse a gay person? Eight."

"What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy? There's a vas deferens."

"There's no such thing as coincidence? I'm confused. If there is no such thing why did they name it? Coincidence? I think not Xx"

"What do you call a dog who does magic tricks? A labracadabrador"