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Joke of the Day

"What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday? (And no, the answer is NOT ""nun"".) filet mig-none"

"Not gonna lie to you guys, I've used my inter-net connection to look at boobs, tits, and what have you."

"Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater."

"Vacuuming My vacuum cleaner sucks!"

"How do you make Holy water? You boil the Hell out of it."

"Who is the king of the pencil case? The ruler"

"Thanks to Bruce Jenner, they're changing the name of the male-to-female sex change surgery. They're now going to call it the Dick-Off-A-Lon."

"I long for the days when waking up with a ""stiff one"" wasn't referring to my lower back."

"Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire? He was heading west."

"What did the milk say to the cheese? Hey, you're old!"