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Joke of the Day
"How do you make Holy water? You boil the Hell out of it."
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"Why should I date you? Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69."
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"A burglar sneaking into a dentist clinic got caught by the late night guard. In panic, the burglar throws a tooth at the guard. He's been hit by He's been struck by A tooth criminal."
"I think my cat is a communist. He keeps saying ""Mao"""
"Handsome Stranger: Excuse me, but you're.. Me: Gorgeous & you've been mustering up the courage to speak to me? HS: ..blocking the pickles."
"Something you may have in your house right now could be killing your children. We'll tell you about it in 2 days. - Local News"
"How do you console someone with bad Grammar Skills ? There, Their, They're."
"There are two types of people in the world: 1) Those that can be arsed to finish their jokes."
"What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two, and now it's a really touchy subject. Edit: I am can't word goodly."