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Joke of the Day

"How do you make Holy water? You boil the Hell out of it."

"What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F."

"Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind? Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm"

"Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs!"

"Whaat do you get when you cross a Swede and a Norwegian? A socialist who wants to be king!"

"My favorite drinking game is that one where you drink every time you have access to booze."

"I NEED JOKES ABOUT TREES Don't ask questions, I just really need non-offensive tree jokes and fast! Thank you for your help!!!"

"Every 5 seconds, a woman gives birth to a baby. Please, stop this woman."

"I need a new car.. The one I have keeps taking me to work."

"What do you call an angry German? A sour kraut"