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Joke of the Day
"Who is the king of the pencil case? The ruler"
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"2 Cats on the Titanic So there were 2 cats on the Titanic. The first was called ""One two three"" and the other was ""Un deux trois"". ""One two three"" cat was rescued. But ""Un deux trois"" cat sank."
"Mike Tyson asks you: How do you think the unthinkable? With an Itheberg"
"What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait? A master-baiter"
"Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dress themselves."
"What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old? What base you're counting in."
"Did you hear about the guy from Prague wearing armor? The Czech's in the mail."
"I keep confusing the names Jimmy and James Doesn't matter, as they both think everyone loves their sausage."
"My new band decided to name ourselves after Samsung.. We're the exploding notes."
"Jimmy: Khaleesi, of course means Queen. What's your real name again? Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen"