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Joke of the Day
"What does a Mexican Morpheus say? Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door..."
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"Fruit By The Foot, but no Meat By The Meter? I call bullshit."
"I'm thinking about opening a veterinary clinic for female dogs with broken legs. Gonna call it ""Bitches Be Trippin"""
"How my dad taught me how to button my suit coats. He said *""Think of it like a woman; sometimes the top, always the middle, but never the bottom.""*"
"Reminder: 2011 should be pronounced ""twenty eleven."" Prince did not sing about partying ""like it's one thousand nine hundred ninety-nine."""
"What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite football position? Tight end"
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"You know you're drunk when you sit down on the toilet & try to put your seatbelt on"
"(Ad for a baby) gently used can't even kill you doesn't shed poops on a learning curve goes from 0-60 in roughly 60 years"
"""Can I see your ID?"" Sure, it's... *lowers sunglasses* *raises them* *lowers them again* ""What are you doing?"" I don't know."