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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid 200 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"If David Bowie were alive today... he'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, ""Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"""

"A man walks into a bar... Because he forgot he was in Jail"

"12 of my favorite anti-jokes"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Why?' To get to the idiots house! (Immediately follow up with this) Knock knock 'Who's there?' A chicken!"

"Why shouldn't you trust a midget? Because their head's close to their butt."

"Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought."

"""What's the biggest fish you ever caught?"" ""That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...."" ""That's not so big!"" ""Between the eyes?"""

"Absinthe For when you'd love to wake up in the morning...naked on a raft in your neighbour's pool, but lack the motivation"

"Sometimes you need to look for the small positives in life. Like a midget with HIV."