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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar... Because he forgot he was in Jail"
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"*beep TSA: here try again *beep TSA: here try again *beep TSA: here try again ME: WTF? TSA: Sorry dude it was my watch. Here's your pants."
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"I get it Bryan Adams. It was the summer of 69, but what year?"