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Joke of the Day

"What do republicans and porn stars have in common? They're both professionals at switching position on camera"

"If you tell me your kid is 22 months and I buy it a beer, that's on you. That is your bad."

"""The most comfortable place to put your elbows at dinner is on the table, so I'm gonna go ahead and make that bad manners."" -Some asshole"

"What did Republican Jesus say to the masses? We can't feed all these people! That would only create dependence."

"What's the best thing about fucking a baby? You get both anal and deep throat at the same time."

"What is Wilford Brimley's favorite band? The Beatis."

"Nothing much worse than being forced to listen to someone else's music and not be able to tell them their taste is shit."

"What's Iron Man's favorite carnival ride? The ferrous wheel."

"We've all heard of Whistler's Mother.... But what about Whistler's Father? I guess you could say that he's out of the picture."

"Did you hear about the gay midget? he came out of the cupboard"