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Joke of the Day

"What's Iron Man's favorite carnival ride? The ferrous wheel."

"How did the Kentucky woman know her daughter was on her period? She tasted the blood on her son's penis."

"I like big buts and I cannot lie. But that doesn't necessarily make my grammar bad."

"[creation] GOD: Alright guys, please read the sex manuals I've provided RABBIT: Oh hell yeah STUD HORSE: Ah nice PRAYING MANTIS: What the f"

"I ran 56k today... It took be forever to get to my home page cause dial-up's a bitch."

"Dude, the water from the sink is sooo hot... I would tap that."

"What did the clock do after the good meal? He went back four seconds."

"God and the devil were arguing with each other... ... God says to him ""I've had it! I'm taking you to court."" The devil says back ""yeah? Well where are you going to get a lawyer?"""

"The Donald walked into a bar.. by accident. Turned out to be a gay bar. Everyone came up trumps."

"There was a party in my pants and only one guy came..."