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Joke of the Day
"What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to? Rub-a-dubstep!"
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"Police: Viagra on the Rise as Recreational Drug Amongst Urban Youth The Boys in the Hood are always hard."
"When apart, Sodium and Chlorine are harmful. When they form a bond, they are harmless to humans. Huh, isn't that ionic?"
"The school wants to test my kid for gifted but the program doesn't have ""my kid is gifted"" bumper stickers, so, like, what's the point?"
"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef-jerky."
"how did harry potter get down the hill? walking jk rowling"
"What do Africans want to be for Halloween? Not infected."
"What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!"
"How do make a woman blind? Stick a car windshield in front of her face."
"The best revenge is to kidnap your enemy, tie him up, then pop bubble wrap in front of him and make him watch."