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Joke of the Day

"Police: Viagra on the Rise as Recreational Drug Amongst Urban Youth The Boys in the Hood are always hard."

"Me: Anything you can do I can do better, I CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN YOU! Mom: Why are you yelling at the dog?"

"Can't believe New Zealand are introducing a new flag just as I finished memorising the old one."

"What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs? Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas."

"Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it? (Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty."

"I once thought about suicide. Then I realised that there's probably better things to name our child."

"*Checks out grocery item* Grocery item: ""I have a boyfriend."""

"What do you call a drunk muslim? Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad."

"Why did everyone want to invite the mushroom to the party... Cause he was a fungi"

"How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word? Get another little old lady to yell ""Bingo!"""