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Joke of the Day
"What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!"
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"What do you call an attraction to your own mummy? A dedipus complex."
"[Storm into Octopus Boss' office] I want a raise or I quit! [Octopus Boss is almost done camouflaging against the fern] NOT THIS TIME"
"Mom mom! Is light edible? Because I just heard dad tell our neighbour to turn it off so he could shove it down her throat"
"Latest news from the FIFA corruption scandal: Shock announcement from FIFA's Ethics Committee: ""FIFA has an Ethics Committee"""
"What's Adam Sandler's favorite salsa? Medium Pace"
"If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are ... you have small boobs."
"Place a STUDENT DRIVER sign on top of your car, and suddenly nobody suspects you of drunk driving."
"Guys remember: if you encounter a girl in her natural habitat, don't panic. She's just as scared as you. Make loud noises, she will run off."
"Why do java programmers need to wear glasses? Because they can't C#!"