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Joke of the Day

"How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents."

"My bloodtype is really disappointing. My doctor keeps saying ""be positive""."

"Scientists researched if cheetahs could drive more than 60mph The results were catastrophic"

"What was Bruce lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaah!"

"My Dad just had a stairlift installed in the house. Its driving him up the wall."

"What do crocs and getting a blowjob from a guy have in common? They both feel great until you look down and realize you're gay."

"What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?"

"LeAnn Rimes No, it doesn't."

"Baby, I hope you are an ISO file cuz I wanna mount you."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Byron ! Byron who ? Byron new suit !"