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Joke of the Day
"Bet you didn't notice the the word the' has been said twice. "
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"A vampire walks into a bar... and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks ""I thought you guys only drink blood?"" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, ""I'm making tea."""
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"A man is almost hit by a car. Chrysler averted."
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"Boss made me put a nametag over my left bosom. I leaned over and said, ""Now, what shall we name the other one?"""