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Joke of the Day

"My grandfather was an ace dog fighter he taught Michael Vick everything he knows!"

"How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat? One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different."

"So i used to be terrible at asking for things in restaurants... I used to be too nervous to ask for condiments at restaurants... but one day i mustered the courage."

"Chris Pratt is my favorite actor whose name sounds like if a rodent fell in the McDonald's deep fryer"

"""I got chills, they're multiplying, and I'm losin' control."" Buddy, you got stomach flu."

"As soon as he clicked on the title he realized that someone was narrating him while he was browsing reddit. He chuckled and left an upvote, ready to read some more jokes."

"Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ? Because he was dead !"

"I'd make a joke about the Hindenberg, but... I feel like it would *crash and burn*."

"What did the horse get on his blood test B Neigh-getive"

"My job testing fizzy drinks is really getting to me... It's soda grading."