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Joke of the Day

"X-post from r/jokes: Mommy! I found a $10 bill today, but I threw it away, cus it was fake. ""Oh, how did you know it was fake?"" ""It had two zeroes instead of one."""

"I like my women like I like my _____ (Fill in the blank)."

"Why is the ocean always wet? Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode."

"Because it pisses off r/funny Why would I type the punchline in the title?"

"I started chewing nicotine gum the other day. I don't smoke, but I gradually want to start. =)"

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over? Doughnuts."

"I asked one of my friends how his sex life is going. His response: ""I'm holding my own""."

"Fractions are like sex... It's improper when the bigger one's on top."

"How I fall asleep People get jealous of me because of how fast I fall asleep so I'm going to share my secret. First of all, ally you have to do is close your ey..."

"What did the man with The World's Largest Penis say when he had to have his legs amputated ""Don't worry, I still have my third one."""