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Joke of the Day

"What does a woman's arsehole do when she is having great intercourse? He is at home taking care of the kids."

"People keep talking about the new Star Wars trailer. In my day, Star Wars had SPACESHIPS!"

"Besides tweeting during this job interview, what would you say is your biggest weakness?"

"'twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was screaming... Just cuz I went into the wrong house."

"I am busy contemplating my future. Don't worry, this will only take a minute."

"Why did the girl reject iron oxide? Because it was FeO"

"What did the prostitute say to the leper? Thanks for the tip."

"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last as long for fat people"

"Julian Assange became a role model for hackers worldwide by crashing at a friend's place indefinitely & never paying his share of any bills."

"Why do Russians like pho so much? It's So-Viet."