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Joke of the Day
"What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears? The Tchernobyl cowboy."
Next Joke
"Sometimes I have a life and other times I surf YouTube videos looking for a good fight in the comments section."
"No thanks, fantasy football. I already have a fantasy boyfriend, a fantasy sex life & a fantasy bank account. I'm good."
"If a man says he is going to fix something he will. There is no need for a women to ask every 6 months about it"
"This bottle of OxyClean says ""GREAT ON WINE AND TOMATO SAUCE"". Call me crazy, but I think they're trying to poison Italians?"
"What do you call the horse that lives next door? Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew"
"According to maxipad commercials, all women are full of blue windshield washer fluid."
"What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction? Molly Poppins."
"Magic Johnson own everything, movies, gyms, restaurants, sports teams! What kind of aids he got? Financial aids?!?!"
"There was a competition in the park today, who could go the longest without sitting or laying down. I was outstanding."