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Joke of the Day

"Dating someone based only on looks is so shallow. Consider other things, like, do they have a lot of money."

"What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods has a better driver"

"Jewish fun fact: If you celebrate Passover on top of an overpass, you go back in time."

"Stop editing ya'll pics. What if you go missing? how you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on facebook & chief keef in person."

"I was chatting up this woman. I said, ""You're the sort of woman I could introduce to my mum."" ""Aww,"" she smiled, ""Can you?"" I said, ""Of course, I'll drive us to the cemetery tomorrow."""

"So I recently came into a large sum of money... ...and then the cashier wouldn't accept it."

"Airlines. Graciously giving you the choice to have feet, or a personal item, but not both."

"Who discovered Victoria Falls? Whoever tripped her."

"A North Korean man frequently sneaks to the South Korean capital to gamble for bakery goods for his family. He is the seoul breadwinner"

"Most Racist Joke I Have Heard (told to me by a devout Chinese Jew) whats the worst part about being a black jew? getting put in the back of the oven."