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Joke of the Day
"Google: We know people like jacks, so on our new Pixel phone... We jacked up the price."
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"A Reddit mod deleting their account during controversy and creating a new one is like... the Reddit CEO"
"They say kill 'em with kindness but it's much quicker if you just take their phone charger away."
"Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom."
"What did the egg say when asked what a whisk does? Beats me."
"Her: What brings you to speed dating? Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me."
"I'm good at multitasking and procrastinating, which means right now there are at least 28 things that I'm putting off until later."
"Remember, there can be only one interesting person per relationship."
"Why was Crassus bad at insults? He never really got the hang of Parthian shots."
"I only support ghost hunting if you need the ghost for food."