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Joke of the Day

"Remember, there can be only one interesting person per relationship."

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

"Nine out of ten doctors agree that dying is bad for your health. The other doctor is clad in a dark robe and carrying a scythe."

"I wish there was a sarcasm font so people could read my humour and not be offended."

"I like my women like I like my coffee, passed through the digestive system of a cat"

"The correct term for gluten-free, sugarless, vegan brownies is ""compost."""

"Growing up couldn't wait to have a room of my own and do whatever I liked. So why did I end up doing the exact opposite by getting married?"

"Who's your favorite running back? Haha http://www.mayfieldsportsmarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Ha-Ha-Clinton-Dix.jpg"

"What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !"

"My brother started making terrible bird puns to annoy me... But toucan play at that game"