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Joke of the Day
"What did the egg say when asked what a whisk does? Beats me."
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"I shot my first turkey today! But for some reason everyone in the frozen food section acted really surprised."
"""Of course you're the prettiest girl here, you just need to talk louder"" - alcohol"
"What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit? ""It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"""
"McDonalds actually does serve breakfast after 10:30 if u have a gun"
"if you give your dog a middle name i hope he runs away"
"Coworker: Are those Chinos? Me: No. These are my pants. Coworker... Me: Who steals pants?"
"FYI Don't make snow angels in a dog park."
"Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!"
"What did the super-fan sheep say to Obama? You Bahhhhhh-Rock!"