1969

Joke of the Day

"Just went for a piss while still wearing my microphone and the whole conference heard me call the urinal a ""thirsty boy"""

"How do you piss off an emo? Give them a dull razor."

"My mate went to Alaska and fell in love with both a male and female bear... He's Bipolar.."

"Why did the Tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing."

"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."

"How can you tell if you're Canadian (Italian joke) Go to a cliff and yell ""Mangia"". If your echo says "" cake""...."

"Can't believe New Zealand are introducing a new flag just as I finished memorising the old one."

"If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn't raining."

"in 2001 i was in a coma dying from meningitis and someone played ""in the end"" by linkin park and i woke up to tell them to turn it off"

"You're how old? *does quick math in head* Ok! I'm not old enough to be your mom ...lets do this! -justifying a bad decision with math"