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Joke of the Day

"People say drugs are bad, but I'm calling complete BS on that. I've only been on meth for 20 minutes and I'm already the king of Jupiter."

"Before I say a wtc joke... On a scale of 9 to 11, how offended are you by it?"

"What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea? The South Will Rise Again"

"Half of these jokes were around when Jesus played fullback for Jerusalem."

"Ear wax is disgusting. But when you're out of Vegemite, you're out of Vegemite."

"You know why it's called PMS? ...there's already something called Mad Cow Disease."

"Keep your daughters away from Olympic Track and Field events: Doctor's orders."

"Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies? Your erection...."

"What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name You didn't hold the pillow down long enough."

"Just heard my neighbor say ""Wow"" from inside her house about the fart I just did inside mine."