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Joke of the Day

"How many hipsters dose it take to change a light bulb? A: None they have a guy for that comes on Tuesdays only uses reproductions of antique bulbs"

"Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime? ...because he had Loco-Motive."

"Who let the docs out? Google. Google docs."

"What does the man say when he walks into the bar? ""Can I please get a drink?"""

"I told my friend that I'm getting a divorce. ""What about the kids?"" he asked. I said, ""they're still together."""

"Why did the blonde pull the dildo out before she came? She wasn't on the pill"

"Apple CEO Tim Cook has come out as gay. This totally explains why the new iPhone charger holes became tighter after Steve Jobs died."

"What's another name for someone who makes prosthetics? A body builder"

"Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin looks at the other one and say, ""Oh my god we're gonna die in here!"" The other muffin looks back and says, ""Holy Moly! A talking muffin!"""

"They call me nubby He announced as he entered the bar. One of the regulars ask why? Will let me warn you about telling her to eat it like a hotdog."