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Joke of the Day
"Why are pills white? Because if they were black they wouldn't work."
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"Why do Jew like to watch porn in reverse? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."
"5 minutes into America's Got Talent and I learned we don't have talent, we have a bunch of delusional idiots that don't want real jobs."
"The sign down the highway said ""Don't be a turkey, don't text and drive"" They misspelled vegetable."
"Man walks into library & asks if they have any books on bukkake. The librarian replies, ""A lot of people come for that."""
"Why do french people eat snails ? They don't like fast food."
"My 13 year old told me this joke.... Him: I want to start a dating website for Indians.... Me: a dating website for indians? [scratching my head wtf] Him: yeah I am going to call it connect the dots."
"I was sexually assaulted by tony the tiger today. I'm pushing charges for rrrrrrape."
"First Jon Stewart retires, then Brian Williams gets suspended. What's happening to fake news?"
"What does George Bush Jr and Michael Jackson have in common? Bush did 9/11 and Jackson did 9 11 year-olds."