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Joke of the Day
"This isn't a racist joke..is it? What do you call a Hispanic with a Rubber Toe? Roberto"
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"The poodle said to the german shepherd.. ""Hey, you're foaming at the mouth! Do you have rabies?"" The german shepherd smiled and calmly replied ""Nah. I just got done blowing myself."""
"ISIS is taking back territory after a surprise turn of events Their new partnership with Samsung is quickly paying off"
"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick"
"I was just outsmarted by a revolving door but sure, I'll be your baby's godmother."
"Call your dad now and ask him what the wifi password is so he has time to find the little paper it's written on before Thanksgiving."
"What do you call a lesbian that turned straight A hasbien"
"An ancient tribe of homosapiens split off from the rest and stared at the sun for thousands of years. Today we call them Asians."
"What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends? They Turnip"
"My ex was like a computer game. Started off easy, got a little harder and eventually I ended up cheating."