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Joke of the Day

"My ex was like a computer game. Started off easy, got a little harder and eventually I ended up cheating."

"Anyone who doesn't request unlimited salad and breadsticks as their last meal is an idiot"

"Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom? Because freedom rings"

"Why did the elevator take antidepressants? It was feeling down"

"I'm 50, and I have the cholesterol of a teenager. It's amazing what you can find on eBay."

"What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank? One Alpha Fish."

"A Chinese funeral parlor opened in my town. It's called ""Can you Bereave It"""

"A beaver ran into his ex. ""Sorry,"" he said, ""I wood like to catch up but I'm dam sure I can't bite off more time."""

"What do you find in between the tits of an old woman that you won't find in between those of a young woman? A belly button."

"What do women and dog turds have in common? The older they get the easier they are to pick up."