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Joke of the Day
"What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends? They Turnip"
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"So an openly gay guy patronized a store in Indiana ."
"Remember, YOUR God is real. All those other Gods are ridiculous, made-up nonsense. But not yours. Your God is real. Whichever one that is."
"I just used the messiest urinal... If you ever see the model ""Dyson Airblade"" just go use a regular toilet. If you'll excuse me, I need a shower."
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"Guy Who Invented Figurative Speech: I've got something that'll blow your minds. Townspeople: *fleeing in abject terror*"
"Why was the lumberjack executed? He committed treeson."
"There's Gold in them teeth! - Prospector in a rap studio"
"Me: This is DISGUSTING! WHO PEED ON THE WALL?! 7yo: Not me. I only pee on the floor."