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Joke of the Day

"An ancient tribe of homosapiens split off from the rest and stared at the sun for thousands of years. Today we call them Asians."

"How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted? Close... but no cigar."

"Guy playing chess with his Central European lover ""Czech and mate"""

"A guy walks into a bar... He should have ducked."

"How does Moses get his tea ready? Hebrews"

"Yesterday, I subscribed to Bigflix ...And now my new favorite word starts with a P and ends with O R N... That's ""Popcorn""!! What were you thinking you pervert!!!"

"""Can we not have sex tonight? I'm tired"" ""Hi Tired, I'm dad"""

"Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !"

"I bought my friend a copy of The Lord of the Rings but he didn't seem that pleased. He though it was a Tolkien gesture."

"-currently looking for an adult -Realizing I'm an adult -Now looking for an older adult -Someone successful at adulting -An adultier adult"