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Joke of the Day

"I hate when waitresses flirt with me.. I can't tell if they just want the tip or if they want just the tip."

"How do you embaress an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."

"What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road? ""Hello from the other siiiiiiide!"""

"Just saved a ton of money on my car insurance... By switching to reverse and leaving the scene."

"As a girl: Tinder is like a refrigerator full of food but with nothing I want to eat."

"You know what's funny? Redditors read these jokes no matter what the title"

"Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus? It wasn't born yesterday."

"What did Hitler do to lose weight? He went on a Jews cleanse."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No you're a poo!"

"I have just endorsed Andy Murray on LinkedIn for tennis."