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Joke of the Day
"My family insists i am addicted to drinking brake fluid. But i can stop any time i want."
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"My dad walked in on me masturbating... he said, ""quit doing that, you'll go blind""! I said, ""dad, I'm over here""!"
"EMOTICON GUIDE :) I'm happy ;) Having a seizure. Still happy :/ Having a stroke. Not happy :( I'm a grouper .) Lost an eye. Still happy"
"Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold."
"Teacher: Are you good at math ? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Yes I'm no good at math !"
"Your Mother is so fat That even neutrinos can't pass through her"
"I'm in a 12 step program for musical theatre addicts. I'm on step 5, 6, 7, and!"
"Anyone else think Mexican and African jokes are pretty much all the same? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!"
"What's a blind mans worst fear ? A prius"
"*First Date* Her: Hobbies? *thinks about the 50,000 piece Lego Death Star I'm building* Me: Architecture and Astronomy. Her: Impressive."