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Joke of the Day

"What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise? The captain's log."

"How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert? He looks at your shoes when he talks to you."

"There was once a doctor who tried to prove that mainly blood was kept in bones, But alas it twas in vein."

"Have you heard of the new movie ""constipation""? It hasn't came out yet"

"Where do you find a one legged dog? Wherever you fucking left it!"

"Why did Einstein cross the road? So the other side could get to him"

"I don't care how old you are, the only safe way to guarantee the monster under the bed doesn't grab you is to use the run and jump method."

"Did you hear about the new show, Scrabble on Broadway? It's a play on words."

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many Cheetahs."

"What's the difference between being erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole dam bird!"