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Joke of the Day
"What's another name for an irrational fear of clowns? Common sense."
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"Is the penis a muscle or a bone? A bone cause all the bitches run after it"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger is a Republican whose wife is a member of the Kennedy family. That makes him and his family...The Red Kennedys."
"if i was a character in a horror movie i would try to finish whatever i'm eating before i die"
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"Hubby's head seems like it's almost twice the size of mine. We are never having children."
"Why does Star Wars have 100s of people using lasers to fight and literally NOBODY using them to etch cute wooden drink coasters"