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Joke of the Day
"Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light matters."
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"I hope the members of Chumbawmba have those Life Alert bracelets, you know, in case they finally can't get up again."
"A man is standing on the top of a tall building about to commit suicide... ...when a physicist at the bottom shouts up, ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""
"What is the difference between Jedward and a vacuum cleaner? A vacuum cleaner only sucks when you turn it on."
"I called a suicide hotline today... they do NOT give the kind of advice I was looking for."
"Why do feminists hate rubbing the body? Because it's massage-gynistic"
"So you know the show Say Yes To The Dress There should be a show about women deciding whether or not to get an abortion called ""Say Maybe To The Baby"""
"What do you call pasta sex? pennetration."
"A college girl sends a text to her BF who doesn't respond ""Could this night get any worse?"" unaware that an alien fleet approaches earth"
"Autocorrect changed ""killing spree"" to ""killing soiree"" so bring your finest evening attire because murder can be classy."