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Joke of the Day

"What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it? The slippery slope fallacy"

"My son was four when he came up with this: Knock Knock Who's there? Hulk. Hulk w.../HULK SMASH!!"

"Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them."

"I had to pick a password that was 8 characters long. I went with 'snowwhiteandthesevendwarves'."

"There was a vampire who drank his own blood He said it tasted irony."

"I had a girlfriend.... I once had a girlfriend with a taser.... She was STUNNING (Old joke possibly in this reddit too....)"

"Hey check out this new candle I got. -Sweet. What flavor is it? I think you mean 'what scent is it?' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What?"

"My wife just said that Twilight is better than The Lost Boys. I don't think there's a jury in the world that would convict me."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you eat with that..."

"Extra virgin olive oil is just olive oil who got dating advice from me."