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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari? The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog."

"A Rabbit's foot is considered good luck! A Camel's toe should be considered really good luck!!"

"Went to the zoo and the only animal there was a good looking dog... It was a pretty shih tzu"

"They refused to take my order just because I was wearing a dastardly Dracula cape. The people at the blood bank have no sense of humour."

"Everyone says they want a fairytale wedding. But when I show up and curse their firstborn, suddenly I'm the jerk..."

"My wife said to go out and buy something that makes her look hot & sexy for Valentine's Day! So I got drunk..."

"I went to the zoo... I went to the zoo yesterday and I was disappointed to see the only animal they had was a single dog. It's a shih tzu."

"Sometimes I find myself feeling hopeful for the future of the human race but then I remember there are grown men who like My Little Pony."

"I could literally eat every day and not get sick of it."

"McDonalds wants you to tell your family you love them because if you keep eating McDonalds it won't be long before you're dead."