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Joke of the Day

"A soldier is at the bar when his buddy walks in. The buddy, surprised to see him, asks... Buddy: Hey how did you escape Iraq? Soldier: Iran."

"""You have a BA? Ooooh! Look at you! Well, I have a BA, an MA, & a PhD."" - 3rd degree burn"

"Life is basically just a constant effort to not be disgusting."

"I went to an AA meeting I met a lot of batteries"

"Welcome to the website for sufferers of arthritis Click to find out more"

"Some people have sex to make a baby but I prefer the old fashioned way of capturing a wild baby, and that's how I ended up in jail"

"Jehovah Witnesses keep coming to my house... So today I decided to answer the door naked and... Well...I solved the Girl Scout problem...."

"it's never okay to hit a woman ! wipe her make up and fight her man to man"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, it's not going to come."

"Shockingly True What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."