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Joke of the Day

"""You have a BA? Ooooh! Look at you! Well, I have a BA, an MA, & a PhD."" - 3rd degree burn"

"It's okay Pluto I am not a planet either."

"My penis just lost its job. If anyone knows any holes it can fill let me know."

"Friend: It looks like you're packing to go on an extended vacation. Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii? Me: No, this is just my lunch."

"After my grandfather's funeral... I scattered his remains all over my back garden. Which was horrible, because he hadn't been cremated."

"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands They are now known as the Islands."

"A sadist walks up to a masochist... The masochist says ""hurt me"". The sadist says ""no""."

"Short rabbi joke As I'm walking with a rabi I ask him, Me: so do you charge a lot for you circumcisions? Rabbi: no I just keep the tips"

"I want to remind everyone today that 9/11 jokes aren't funny... ...only 2/11 are."

"What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast? Hash with alot of Salt"