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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, it's not going to come."

"some tweets get big favs but no RTs. why? [camera pans to dog in lab coat high up on a distant ledge. we're too far away to hear his answer]"

"I don't always tell dad jokes... But when I do, he laughs."

"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? 'Cause he wanted to git a long, little doggie."

"What's a sheep's favourite band? Ewe 2"

"Wife: I finally caught you. I could hear it from the other room. You were watching a dirty movie. Me: No. Its just womens tennis."

"Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women? American women get stoned before they commit adultery.."

"Who was the last President of China? Yes he was."

"Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?"

"Hey what do you call a bunch of scaredy cows? cowherds. xD"