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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, it's not going to come."
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"How did one pothead greet the other? High"
"At my funeral, I'm stipulating in my will that after the eulogy is read the crowd can have 15 minutes for rebuttal, just to be fair."
"What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common? Their middle name."
"Knock, knock! Who's there? Opportunity That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!"
"Why are mountains so funny? Because they are hill-areas"
"A new gay dinosaur has been found Megasaurass"
"(NSFW) Fact: The donkey is the only know animal that can reproduce by ass fucking."
"Never ever make an arm wrestle bet with a man who has been single for a long time...."
"5 beer 2 Fingers A Faizan Walks Into A Bar, Holds up two fingers, and says ''FIVE Beers_Please''"