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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris has only farted once. The last time that he did, the universe was created."
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"The guy who invented the velcro died last week RIP"
"My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside."
"I've invented a new form of martial arts which involves fighting over a penny. It's called Jew-Jitsu"
"I'm shopping for groceries in an unfamiliar store and now I know how old people feel when they try to use a smartphone."
"What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal? Noose Noose"
"How many people in Brazil shave? A Brazilian."
"How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh well, I'll figure it out later."
"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There are too many reposts about both."
"'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock' said the principal to a new boy. 'No Sir. I've got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen.'"